My Boy Is Weird.

I have a 5 year old son. His name is David. I call him ‘The Dave’. Something odd happens when he drinks Mountain Dew. He transforms from my sweet little boy into a crazy maniac. It’s quite horrific to witness. He runs around in circles. He screams at the top of his lungs. He becomes a one man vaudeville act. I will never give him Mountain Dew again.

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